Workspeak

Workspeak


Brian: "You seen that movie Nights in Rodan?"

Me: "No. Who's in it?"

Brian: "Richard Gere and Diane Lane."

Me: "Oh. How was it?"

Brian: "Pretty good."

Me: "So did anything blow up?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "Anyone get murdered?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "Any huge fires?"

Brian: "....No."

Me: "Stabbings?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "Heists?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "Space aliens?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "Prison riots?"

Brian: "Nope."

Me: "Kidnappings?"

Brian: "None."

Me: "Clowns?"

Brian: "No."

Me: "....."

Brian: "....."

Me: "Sounds awesome."

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Brian: "We rented that Secret Life of Bees movie."

Me: "Ahh. So what's the bees' secret?"

Brian: "I don't know. I haven't seen it yet."

Me: "Do you think they're evil wizards?"

Brian: "The bees?"

Me: "Yeah. That could be their secret. Wizardry."

Brian: "Probably not."

Me: "You know what? I bet they're satanists."

Brian: "Probably."

Me: "Sounds pretty sweet. Satanist bees."

Brian: "Yeah."

Me: "Alright then. Good talk."